People in love make me want to vomit
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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