I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
im about as happy as oj after his trial
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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