32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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