I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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