Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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