quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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