Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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