You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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