he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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