Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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