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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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