Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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