id be glad to
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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