This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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