it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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