Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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