I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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