I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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