honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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