you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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