What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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