I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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