I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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