dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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