Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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