I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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