Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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