This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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