he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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