Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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