I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We had sex on a dog bed..
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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