so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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