I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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