We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You were trust falling into bushes
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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