I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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