i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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