Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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