I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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