We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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