i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Randomize
