at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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