We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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