Its about making memories worth repressing
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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