i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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