She's JV to your varsity
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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