It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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