i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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