Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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