I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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