Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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