butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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