dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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