Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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