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(908): View more from New Jersey

We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The best revenge is premature balding

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(519): View more from Ontario

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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(707): View more from California

Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.

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(231): View more from Michigan

My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.

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(707): View more from California

There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.

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